Machalo

One fly motha sucka who is amazing as ever

Man I wish I was a machalo

by Yngprince November 7, 2018

Machang

Porn...... Machang means porn

Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins

by y'all already know January 1, 2019

Macho Man

When you try to make your bicep muscles and pecs appear bigger by wearing incredibly tight polo shirts even when the weather is too cold for polo shirts.

Why are you trying to act like a macho man Niall?

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

Machihya

Machihya is a loving and sarcastic girl, she always knows how to make her friends smile and she never fails to do so. She's really confident at times, and also down sometimes. She's desperate to find someone to love her and she probably gets jealous easily. She's really pretty and she has the best smile on this earth. She may act like a bitch but deep down, she has a soft spot for her friends.

Woah man, Machihya is absolutely perfect

by perfectatnamedefinitions July 25, 2021

Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.

Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

giggle machine

someone who makes you laugh really hard, all the time.
also known as a giggle factory.

Geez, yer a total giggle machine.

by meganMACHINE July 25, 2008

Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'

by Hamie J March 30, 2009