Capitano Morgan

Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days

I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan

by Aaron Vander October 24, 2011

Joshua Benjiman Morgan

A man of a man. Lives in England, beats the shit out of bears and curb stomps baby seals without crying.

Usually accosiated with gaming, being very good at it. Also can be used in situations of greedyness, hatred or being unorganized.

Le End.

"Joshua Benjiman Morgan came round my house and whored MW3"

by arguheh19918 December 31, 2011

captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

Tracy Morgan

The African-American version of Bob Saget

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"

by Zombie Josh April 7, 2010

captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Gaz Morgan

Gaz Morgan; Welsh. No matter how much he may try to deny it, no matter what loopholes they spout, gaz morgan is undoubtedly welsh. Accept no excuses no other nationalities, this Gaz is Welsh!

A phrase to substitute for Welshman everywhere.

A; Were they Welsh?
B; What? Gaz Morgans? Yeah they were!

by Phrasetastic February 5, 2010