Mike 

A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.

Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid!

Mike by chucknorris103 June 14, 2009

Mike Jones 

Who? No really, who? I don't remember. Who? Who is Mike Jones?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! My album, Who Is Mike Jones!
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...

Mike Jones by Icy Wyte June 23, 2022

mike 

A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.

Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."

Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."

Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."

mike by lunamellow October 8, 2009

Mike Lobel 

An actor who plays Jay Hogart on Degrassi: The Next Generation. He also makes my heart explode.

Mike Lobel--He Makes Sense.

Mike Lobel by Lextisy February 4, 2008

mike fisher 

awesome

yes, mike fisher is that awesome

mike fisher by lighthoused April 9, 2012

Mike 

A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.

Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."

Mike by assassin3111 September 4, 2009

Mike Manning Effect 

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.

...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect

Mike Manning Effect by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008