Love

That feeling you get when your girl farts on your dick and you find it adorable.

"Dude, why does your dick smell?"

"Bro, I'm in love."

by Goldilocks22 November 4, 2017

Love

It's not real until the two of you both believes it's real.

How is love be real when real isn't real

by Feelseverywhere April 21, 2016

Love

When your girlfriend will gladly take your load and swallow 50 - 500 million of

your unborn babies than see them die in a condom.

"dude1" yea dude she would totally eat my unborn babies that let me bust in a

condom.
"dude2" fuck dude thats love right there!

by Hyperkid420 March 15, 2010

Love

Something that cannot be expressed in mere words.

I love you with all my heart.

My heart pulses with love at the sight of you.

Love at first sight.

<3

by WesleyW May 7, 2009

Love

1. A type of feeling when u want to date a girl

2. A noneffective medicine for depression

3. A feeling but it can die in anyway possible

Jake: I'm in love with Kim
Dan: she already has someone bro srry
Jake: oh well I never liked her anyway

Dan: yes u do
Jake: ( cries) ur right

by KillioMadnessXX November 17, 2018

Love

Love is the most stupidest thing in the world. It means you can't look out for yourself and you need someone else to stand there and back you up. It means waiting up for people when your ahead, and trying to catch up when you fall behind. It means hours of slavery for cruddy people.

Hey, you married yet?

Naw, love is stupid.

by CorgiWolf August 16, 2012

Love

When you love someone. I promise you when they break you you won't forget and you won't stop caring. That's true love. If you don't feel yourself getting sad everytime you say his/her name or when you play that song that reminds you of them. It's not love.

It's been 3 months and Kate still loves Tim

by 💔heartbroken_notheartbreake💔 July 15, 2020