smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

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Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.

I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn video to continue playing.

by Urbanverban July 12, 2021

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A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 10, 2010

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A way of saying that you have everything you need and you’re ready to go.
Often used by gamers.

Person A: Alright, I got the coordinates, located the target, and I’m about to go in. Are you ready?
Person B: Loaded and live.

by ChameleonDragon May 07, 2019

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When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum

Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.

by Canny Wanny May 21, 2023

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When you back your truck into the water to get your jetski directly from the bed of your truck into the water.

Bob tried to Baja load his jetski but he backed his truck in too far and it sunk into the bay.

by Baja Joe April 18, 2009

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When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.

God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.

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