Mary Jane

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.

Person one: hey did you hear Mary Janenew song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!

by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024

Mary Jane

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.

Person one: hey did you hear Mary Jane’s song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!

by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024

A Jane

When a baseball pitcher throws nine immaculate innings for a perfect game. The most perfect game a pitcher can throw.

Wow, this pitcher just threw 9 strikes for an immaculate inning, only 8 more for A Jane.

by Swagzilla June 30, 2024

charlie jane hoffarth

a massive but skinny legend that many adore. she may also go by CJ.

“you are such a charlie jane hoffarth!”

by squishmallowluvr May 5, 2024

mary jane

a short definition of the word and substance marijuana

friend: what were you doing yesterday?
me: i was doing that Mary jane

by mah-di-wanna May 10, 2024

Mary Jane

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

by yobobfye May 13, 2024

The Janela

When everyone leaves the circle jerk and one is left by themselves so they jerk off with the opposite hand and stick a finger in their butt with the other.

"Man, why did everyone leave the group last night we were just getting start. I had to do The Janela myself"

by MingTheConquerer69 December 27, 2024