brother josh

he ran away, I think

me "hey mum, where's my brother josh?"
mum "idk"

by georgelover99.6 November 22, 2018

Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 1, 2019

Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.

“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”

by Ouzify November 22, 2019

Ginger Josh

Ginger Josh Is A Very (like extremely) Noncey Character. He Is Ginger And Has Very Aggressive Traits And Loves Kids. He Is Also Very Annoying And Persistent. You Most Definitely Should Stay Away And Avoid These People.

Me: "I Really Want To Punch That Ginger Josh"
Friend: "I Agree, He Is So Annoying And Persistent"

by IFYOUKNOWTHENSHHHH April 16, 2020

Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock

don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.

by da coochie killa January 16, 2021

Tiny Josh

the winner of the legendary josh battle of april 24th. also a 4 year old kid.

"Hey, did you hear that Tiny Josh won the josh battle today?"

by Æ the cult leader April 24, 2021

National Josh Day

The day where all joshes came together for thine duel

“Alex” Did you hear what today is
“Jacob” No what is it
“Alex” National Josh Day

by HydratedMilk April 24, 2021