jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

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Deanna Jordan

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019

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Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

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jordan daniel

An absolute fucking retard who is always saying damn Daniel and Jordan belfor

Way to go Jordan Daniel u dumbass

Don't take a shit there Jordan Daniel

by Tddddd September 12, 2017

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small jordan

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

by small jordan May 15, 2014

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