by I Nibble Butt May 12, 2016
Get the jordan pringlemug. 1. The most amazing guy in this world.
2. Perfect.
3. Strong.
4. Incrediable.
5. Beautiful inside & out.
2. Perfect.
3. Strong.
4. Incrediable.
5. Beautiful inside & out.
'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'
by aquaa October 1, 2012
Get the Jordan Christianmug. A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!
by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009
Get the Jordan-Shitmug. by Tddddd September 12, 2017
Get the jordan danielmug. A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions
by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017
Get the Jordan Birdmug. Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
by that anon chick November 23, 2013
Get the jordan carlinemug. jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow
by _tiadaley /// my instagram November 1, 2020
Get the jordan moranmug.