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jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.
by fmtonight. June 24, 2010
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small jordan

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.
EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan
by small jordan May 15, 2014
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jordan moran

jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow
jordan moran is a bit weird
by _tiadaley /// my instagram November 1, 2020
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Jordan Bird

A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions
Its Jordan Bird, Call the thot Patrol
by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017
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jordan carline

jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!
Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
by that anon chick November 23, 2013
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Jordan-Alexandra

Oh, you're an absolute Jordan-Alexandra!
by Lewis-James101 June 24, 2016
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jordan daniel

An absolute fucking retard who is always saying damn Daniel and Jordan belfor
Way to go Jordan Daniel u dumbass

Don't take a shit there Jordan Daniel
by Tddddd September 12, 2017
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