Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.
Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Girl 2: Johnny...
Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.
A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.