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Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.
Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?

Girl 2: Johnny...

Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.

Girl 2: I can't forget him.
Johnny by XTruth HurtsX September 18, 2020

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
Johnny Damon by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Johnny Come Lately 

Johnny Come Lately- Someone who shows up late, often or jumps in front of a queue in a cheesy fashion.
*People are waiting in traffic and then the green light shows, the person at the front see a cheesy faggot drive in front of him.

Person in the car in front "Oh you little Johnny Come lately"
Person in another car "You fucking cheesy faggot"
Johnny Come Lately by Swatch January 3, 2013

johnny depp 

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.
"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.
johnny depp by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003

Johnny Depp 

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.
Johnny Depp by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004

Johnny Depp 

A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.
Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.

Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?

Johnny Depp: Hey.

Both: (womanly scream and giggle)
Johnny Depp by CKendallJ February 25, 2010