by Ching Chong go away October 22, 2020
Get the Aidan Jason Wolfemug. Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
Get the Jason Cibrinmug. At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. 
Ethan: Jason
Jason: yes my king
Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck
Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
Jason: yes my king
Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck
Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
by King of all kings November 27, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
Get the Jason Juddmug.