jumping helicopter move 

A difficult but pleasurable move in the bedroom. Few have attempted, and even fewer have succeeded. First, the man takes his position as the helipad...shaft up. Next, with a running start and a jumping forward twisting flip, the woman must land on the man and continue to spin. Common injuries include concussions and broken penis.

I totally tried the jumping helicopter move last night, missed the landing zone, and ended up spinning on the bedpost.

jumping helicopter move by helipad August 23, 2011

jump the shart 

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

jump the shart by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

jumpman 

weed dealer.

Person 1: Aye, where jumpman?
Person 2: Hell if I know, man.

jumpman by hellafucked January 2, 2017

Jump rope 

When you’re sucking a dudes dick and pull your mouth off, it’s the string of spit that hangs from your mouth to the tip of his dick.

I sucked his dick so sloppy that there was a jump rope hanging from my mouth!

Jump rope by Dash9424 March 7, 2019

Level Jumper 

Someone who assumes they're your best friend after only meeting you a few times.

Chris is such a Level Jumper because he asked to borrow some money for some goose from Rahul after only meeting him once.

Level Jumper by PBizzel July 23, 2008

mudhole jumper 

Mudhole jumper is a FAG. Someone who likes putting in someone else's ass. A raving homo

I always knew that guy was a mudhole jumper. That guy's clut was screaming "OH YES!", when he took it from that mudhole jumper

mudhole jumper by Ira Goldbaum August 12, 2009

horse that doesn't jump 

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

horse that doesn't jump by Pedro September 29, 2003