July 5th

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.

Go down on that girl 💕JULY 5th

by Randomshii26492620 July 5, 2021

july 21

creampie with ur fav guy friend, a day where even if you have a bf or gf ur fav guy best friend gets to creampie you
is ur bed a one person bed? well now it can fit two if ones on top of the other

gf :"hey babe its july 21st"
bf: "oh okay, so youll be with nick right?"

by Dat One Friend July 20, 2021

July 18th

July 18th is national “send boobs” day.

I’m so happy it’s July 18th, I love boobs!

by Joking rocket July 17, 2021

july 22

Cool ppl are born on this day

It’s July 22 you know what that means

by Facts for days May 29, 2021

July 8th

National fuck a black guy day

Hey I was July 8th I would love to sleep with black men

by Zodiaclover June 24, 2021

July 16

A day where you can drop all your friends and be alone and they can’t get mad

Friend:hey you have not talked to me all day

Me:it’s July 16
Friend:ohhh

by A simp😔💔 January 23, 2021

July 2nd

anyone who was born on this day usually has a great sense of humor. is a moron, but is very loyal to his family

oh its his birthday...

July 2nd is ruined

by hh275 December 26, 2019