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Joey

The absolute sweetest girl that can make any guy fall for them. They deserve the world and can be in a very strong and stable relationship if they find the right guy.
Guy 1: “I wish I had a girlfriend like Joey”
Guy 2:“Yeah I’m a lucky guy”
by Mr.Besack November 17, 2019
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Joey

a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height
Is good ol' Joey coming out?
Nah, not tonight.
Ah, fuck it then!
by dontlookatmeiwasneverhere October 10, 2019
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Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.
Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.
by JoeyJokes420 August 12, 2023
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Joey

Joey can be mean he can say oh imma give youre rules he can say you are the victim or youre the margriet he is sexy and he is getting a child.
Ohh naugthy joey i would like to play the victim for you/
by Kipje November 21, 2020
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Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.
Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.
by WKUforever March 23, 2024
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Joey v prescott

Super funny and very cute and worth time
im married to joey v prescott but he doesnt know so dont tell him
by ganglinn October 25, 2019
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Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
by grammy P June 25, 2023
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