Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

human catnip

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet

yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.

That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.

by ilexwashere August 21, 2011

Human Genome Project

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.

Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.

by Qtothey February 9, 2006

The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."

by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009

A decent human being

Anyone but yo ass

“What’s a decent human being?”
“Anyone but yo ass.”

by souichitsujjiiii June 10, 2021