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Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.
by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021
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human catnip

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.
by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006
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operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet
yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps
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decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.
That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.
by ilexwashere August 21, 2011
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Human Genome Project

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.
Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.
by Qtothey February 9, 2006
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The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009
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non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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