horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010

horseblinding

When you are amidst intercourse with a female and wish to "double team" her without her knowledge; place hands on either side of her face as to obstruct her peripheral vision. Bring in other male.

"Dude, I was totally horseblinding this chick last night. She had no idea."

by Billy Shore October 20, 2009

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Hoersten

amazing, or related to phenomenal things; used to describe something incredible; powerful; completely divine

"That huge waterfall is so hoersten!"

by amazing21435478 April 3, 2013