Hong-Ming

A rare human-like specimen that is extremely wide and quick thinking. It will look human, but it is a robotic drone from the Chinese.

If you see a hong-ming, you better run.

by Donaldo Trumpus March 25, 2017

Hong Kong Fluey

A racist term for Covid-19.

Oh damn, homes, you sound awful.

Yeah, Hong Kong fluey be kicking my ass.

by Shuaman March 19, 2020

On Par With The Hangover

A paradox that is necessarily false. Nothing can be on par with the movie "The Hangover," in a comedic sense. The Hangover doesn't even play golf. It'd rather drink beer and have sex with strippers.

Super Troopers does, in fact, play golf like Charles Barkley.

"Super Troopers is totally on par with the Hangover."

by Crispy8034 January 19, 2010

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

Chinese Hangover

Being sick after eating Chinese food, usually at a newly discovered restaurant or one of ill repute. Phrase originally coined by Rusty of Charlotte, NC

Man, I've got to stop this binging. I'm suffering from the *worst* Chinese Hangover.

by Rusty Atkins January 13, 2009

halo hangover

The result of a late night of extremely intense Halo playing.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: headache, drowsiness, nausea, bloodshot eyes, and sniper paranoia.

"Ugh, I'll never play Halo again; I'm paying for it with Halo Hangover."

"I'm so sleepy. I haven't had Halo Hangover in a while."

by Adaptoid December 24, 2008

weed hangover

Having all the symptoms of a typical hangover, except due to the effects of smoking marijuana. Weed hangovers tend to be more incapacitating than a typical hangover, and people that have experienced these will testify that they are typically much worse than the average alcohol induced hangover. Symptoms include:
Nausea
Headache
Sensitivity to light
Vomiting
Fatigue
all of these typical of a regular hangover

(groans) awww man, smoked WAY too much last night (runs to the bathroom and proceeds to vomit several times) totally got me a weed hangover dud... (vomits again)

by UM North Quad September 25, 2011