homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Homework

Bullshit.

Homework is bullshit.

by Sad ); November 30, 2018

homework

A task that is given to you after a specific class

You will be given a 2000 word essay as for homework due by next week

by Furmmy654 December 6, 2018

Homeboy

the man. the myth. the legend. when he walks into the room, you already feel his energy. homeboy is the homeboy. the home of the boys. the boys of the home. nothing can defeat him. homeboy is the best there will be, nothing compares. he also likes people’s marshmallows.

person 1 - it’s- it’s *gulp* homeboy
person 2 - oh fu- *passes out*

by brookeBUBBL December 12, 2018

Hokemon

A hokemon is a {Pokemon} that is a {ho} and likes to have {sex}.

Drake: Whoa! that girl I slept with last night went crazy all over me. I cant even feel my balls

Jason: Wow! now that, is a hokemon

by hohosanta December 13, 2018

Homework

Homework something that no one wants... But they still give us this fucking shit.

Homework is made to ruin students fucking lives.

by Idiot who lives in a cake! December 31, 2018

Homeopathic wealth

The state of being so poor you can't afford food, shelter, or clothing

Due to his homeopathic wealth, Kevin had to give up his apartment and sleep in his car.

by alienmindtrick January 5, 2019