harry bloody potter

see twat
it is also a good way to insult some one

your a harry bloody potter eg.
twat
cunt
arse
raspberryface
cry baby
weaselhead
bed wetter

by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006

Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is the action of sitting on someone's face, smothering their face with the anus, and then defecating.

This is so called because the receiver of the 'Harry Potter' does not see where the feces came from (due to close proximity to the anus), suggesting the feces appeared by 'magic'.

"Last night, a chick sat on my face and gave me a 'Harry Potter'. It stunk like hell but was a bloody good laugh"

"Excuse me good sir, would you care to participate in a 'Harry Potter'?"

by SgtJericho April 23, 2008

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009

Harry Truman

When one has intercourse with an asian female and, when finished, stands up from a high height and proceeds to defecate "drop a bomb" on their partner's chest.

Kenny: "Yo, Joe! I saw you go upstairs with Mitsuko at the party last night. She came back down pretty upset. What happened?"

Joe: "Oh, nothin much man, just dropped a Harry Truman on her from my ceiling fan."

by Blaq Buddha January 24, 2012

harry potter

an outrageous sex position, for people into beastuality and probing.

1)billy used the harry potter on me last night !

2)can't get hotter, then harry potter

by voldemort_muahahahaha March 26, 2009

Harry

A meaning for someone who is a complete mong

Ooooo oooo im such a harry, im such a retard in my plane

by 10000000 March 19, 2011

harry potter

To pull a Harry Potter (obviously from the character) is to survive almost certain death, somewhat miraculously.

"Did you see Kill Bill?"
"Yeah, Uma pulled a Harry Potter!"

by Craigg August 31, 2005