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Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.
Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps
by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023
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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf
"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"
by iminhellplshelpahhh May 4, 2025
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Grande

A discord server comprised of mainly horny gay men begging for cock 24/7. You'd enter it expecting it to be straight women and get excited when you see someone called 'Sydney' being horny and think you've hit the porn jackpot, only to be faced with the realisation you've been played by a twink behind a screen cosplaying as Sydney Sweeney, letting out their manly hormones for the day.
Wilmington: "Yo bro, are you in the Grande discord server?"
Tom: "Yeah man. Some 26 year old dude groomed me in there. Thought I hit the jackpot."
by RoyceTarantino September 3, 2023
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Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.
That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Texan Grand Canyon

The act of putting Texas Roadhouse butter along someone’s asscrack and licking it off.
“My girl and I hit the Texan Grand Canyon last night, that shit was gas fire flames”
by The J1gg1er October 29, 2025
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018
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grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.
My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.
by stang man33 September 9, 2010
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