Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 1, 2023

girlfriend

a mysterious thing that successful people have

bro wtf is a girlfriend

by "she goes to another school" April 18, 2021

Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

girlfriend

a very rare creature that 1 guy can only get 1 and there is a high risk of breaking up, it is also very hard to get a girlfriend because of another high risk that she won't like you.
real definition: a girl that you like and like you, but not married.

my girlfriend is Korean (I'm American).

by Will's girlfriend is Korean December 8, 2023

Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious

by Death Menace March 5, 2023