Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

girlfriend

A female person that you can cuddle and rely on. You can talk to them about anything, until they break up with you and spread rumors and give you the title of a fuck boy.

Man my girlfriend is great,

I just broke up with my Girlfriend and now everyone thinks I'm a fuck boy!

by Tdeco May 23, 2016

shack up with your girlfriend

what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.

Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2017

Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room

My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019

Scifers girlfriend

Similar to weighbridge in that it takes loads all day

Scifers girlfriend took everything I had the other day!

by Bandwe January 14, 2020