Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

by JFWodfather March 6, 2015

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat January 8, 2016

fuckboys girlfriend

thot a girl who has to get fucked every night and she has to have a man to fill her with and his penis

Jackie is such a hoe she is basically a fuckboys girlfriend.

by kara Jae May 12, 2017

True girlfriend experience

Raw sex... no condom

Hey!.

What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...

by Albeaii July 16, 2018

National Girlfriend celebration day

National Girlfriend Day is November 8th. This is a day to show appreciation to girlfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your girlfriens today. Take her shopping and buy her something she wants or on a date or whatever she likes to do. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let her know you appreciate her.

Emma, today is all about you on your spesial day, National Girlfriend Day, I LOVE YOU.
You should show your Girlfriend that she Meland Everything to you. Snd celebrate her for existing and celebrate Everything she does for you. National Girlfriend Celebration Day is a day where everyone should du something Nice for Thea girlfriends

by Tildus November 2, 2019