The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ He is almighty, everyone must bow down to him. He is the sole leader of this dreary place we call Earth. We are all called to worship him. He will lead us to salvation. He is the best. He is the greatest.

Person 1: Hello, would you like to hear a word about our Lord and Savior?
Person 2: No, I have no interest in Jesus
Person 1: This is not about someone as feeble as Jesus, this is about Happy Gary.
Person 2: Oh, I am already a proud Gary-er.. Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ forever!!!

by PugISuppose November 29, 2021

Shit Gear

The definition of all good gear.

You think that gear is good but it is really shit gear.

by Oportata December 20, 2021

shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

by Swasee June 25, 2016

grease the gears

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

Shut up Gary

Ah yes, everyone knows a “Gary”... It’s that one guy you don’t care enough to know his name and tries way too hard to push your buttons but doesn’t get anywhere. Just put him where he belongs: Shut up Gary....

That one guy: “Hey ur trash, git on my lvl”
You: “Just shut up Gary...”

by Imallaboutthatlife July 23, 2020

Kick it into high gear

A badass phrase used by road warriors and mecha pilots alike. Used to inspire friends and psych enemies alike. There are usually machines like cars or mechs. Use at your own risk in real life.

"Kick it to high gear!" -Mecha Kingdoms Jax from League of Legends, after pressing his Ultimate Ability.

"Today I will show you how to kick it into high gear, at Rally City Farm." -Josh Sattin, verified Youtuber and Humanist.

by hatecomplexx January 27, 2021