Grammar Cop

n. One whose job it is to observe and correct the improper use of grammar.

Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."

Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.

by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009

Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age

Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.

by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010

Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.

I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!

by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010

gradiate

The unofficial verb of gradient, often used in image manipulation.

If you create landscape pictures, you'll need to gradiate sunsets to make them look realistic.

by TheLastGoodSubmitter July 19, 2013

grahzny bratchny

Nadsat slang for "Dirty Bastard" from A Clockwork Orange

"Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay" Oh gee, someone is listening to Ole' Grahzny Bratchny

by Slutmuffinnumberfour February 5, 2014

Graziana

A really pretty girl who only opens up to people who she knows she can really trust. She starts out quiet but she'll grow on you, even before you know her.

Hey look it's Graziana

by γραζιανα April 8, 2015

Graiden

A Graiden is funny but shy. He's a badass but he doesn't want people to know. A Graiden is great dating material but nobody knows it.

Look at Graiden over there, sitting at the back of the room.

by Faceperson9901 January 10, 2017