Girlfriend month

Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want

Every girlfriend month I want cuddles

by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020

girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable

May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better

by Mi1763 May 11, 2022

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!

Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 14

Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey

Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024