French Tornado

The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.

"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."

by 20 dollar fucky-sucky February 27, 2016

french onion dip

When you take chip dip and put it in the girls vagina then have sex and when you are done you eat it out of her.

I gave Allie the French onion dip and it was delicious.

by The krusty crab June 26, 2017

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

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good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004

French kiss

When 2 people are kissing and their toungs are in each others mouth like a snake

The boy and girl french kissed right in front of the girls parents

by Mimie May 10, 2005

french military victories

1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare

Being French is worst than being gay

by Taker September 28, 2004

French Victories

The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.

They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!

How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?

by yt45 January 14, 2013

French Military Victory

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A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.

Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.

Look at World Wars 1 and 2.

Perfume?

by Max369 May 25, 2008