el stink foot

a mexicans foot that has a condition where taco sauce forms between the toes and creates a moldy residue know as "el guapo stinko inbetween toe". It is seriously smelly and some times fatal if the surrounding area is not evacuated. If condition gets out of control rub cheese into infected areas then deep fry area to remove scabs. Once you have had stink foot you will have it for live and will have random breakouts, so avoid eating any dirty mexican borritos or chalupas because they cause a serious reaction with el stink foot.

did you step in shit or is your el stink foot acting up again.

by Tony "Da Fat Foot" Mook December 23, 2008

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011

Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016

Indiana stank foot

When a guy is getting head and wraps his leg behind the girl and inserts his big toe in the asshole.

dude last night i was with my girlfriend and used the indiana stank foot

by wierd sex January 16, 2016

Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.

Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot

by One Mean Man December 28, 2019

Four Foot Sandy

While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.

I couldn’t believe those girls at the beach gave me the four foot sandy.

by DaveySea June 16, 2019

Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.

On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.

by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017