Fake Original

A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.
Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.
by crdr12 January 17, 2018
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Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
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Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.
I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.
by Ferretboy May 19, 2011
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heard the fake

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to
are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
by brandy1328 February 18, 2018
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fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.
50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"
by nobody else here March 30, 2017
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fake jugo

When a boy comes from an Balkan country ( and lives in Austria/Germany/Switzerland) but has not the typical jugo behavior. Instead he behaves more like a German or Austrian boy but has a few jugo Features and can talk in his home country language. He is not like a typical jugo boy in an German speaking country or like we call it here a ,proleten jugo’. He is not 100% jugo but also not 100% German/Austrian his behavior is a mix of both but a bit less jugo.
Yeah he is a fake jugo I like that a lot because he is not the typical proleten jugo boy we all know
by thejugofromvienna February 27, 2022
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Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.
Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.
by relief June 20, 2016
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