Edward Scissorhands

A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people

an example? hmm no......

by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004

edward

an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.

person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you?
person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.

by beastylike April 9, 2010

Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

by Tsuki October 9, 2020

Edward Scissorhands

any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...

a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...

by mr. buggaloo October 2, 2004

Edward Cullen

From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is:
Dazzling
Handsome
Sweet,
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)

Girl 1: *Sigh* Why can't Joshua be like an Edward Cullen?
Joshua aka Girl 1's bf: *.....*

by *~ Amaya Yami~* January 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

Hot vampire from Stephenie Meyer's twilight series.
Most beautiful thing on this earth.
Self, sacrificing man on earth!
Arielle's husband!

biter: i love edward cullen.
arielle: oh you mean my husband?
biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you!

by allie. September 9, 2007

Edward Cullen

A "vegetarian" vampire who lives in the town of Forks, Washington, and in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer meets and falls madly in love with Bella Swan, a human. Though it takes all his self control to kill her and drink her blood, he would do anything to save her life.

Thanks to Edward Cullen teenage boys are a lot less appealing than they used to be.

"And so the lion feel in love with the lamb."

"Don't be afraid...we belong together," (Bella said)

"Forever," EDWARD, EVERY GIRL'S FANTASY, agreed.

many teenage girls would die for this man. don't dare to disrespect him, anytime or anywhere!

by obsessedwithtwilight April 9, 2009