eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)

“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids”

by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020

eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 26, 2020

eat randy

When you eat food off another dude

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.

by Mcsparrow April 4, 2017

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

eating mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is receptive to food.

Individuals are not always in the eating mode, they are not always receptive to food. For example, if something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their stomach, brain, and body will not want to eat any food. Interesting, it is that in the flight or fight mode, which most people call the "fight or flight" mode, I think I would be open to drinking, at least water, to be able to fight or run away better. Humans are not airplanes, it may be best to call it the "fight or run away (or flee mode)."

by but for February 5, 2018

Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle

Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021