dirtbag crusade

The phase that comes after a males healing phase post-breakup where he bangs anything with a hole.

Ryan: Did you really sleep with that chick last night?
Gabriel: No shit I did, I told you I’m on my dirtbag crusade.

by Yungdxggerdixk April 18, 2023

Lip Dirt

A common term in the South referring to smokeless tobacco. See also Skoal and Copenhagen

Hey fellers, yall got any spare lip dirt? I fresh out. Hank ye

by Friggernards February 7, 2004

sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

See Also:

Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

stanky dirt bug

Stanky Dirt Bug is slang from the "Dirty South". Its derived from stanky, to stink. If someone is a "Stanky dirt bug", they probably smell like poo poo.

Dude, your mom is such a stanky dirt bug. You should get her some help.

by the one thay call stanky.... July 11, 2011

Australian Dirt Goggles

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"

The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"

by Vuaso August 13, 2012

Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012