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Barking Disorder

barking disorder is when u make dog barks in lessons so u can sneak ur dog in
Hi i’m tasha woof woof, i have barking disorder
by sammyammyaheheh September 14, 2020
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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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When someone pretends to be a masculine human being by living a life with a Joker belief and watching hisself masturbate in front of mirror. People often don’t realize their behavior until they start doing this weird shit at public places for example in a lift of a building or just a mirror glass at the train station. People who suffer this disease are having issues with strangers in streets because they get punished for their uncommon and antisocial actions. They don’t want to comprehend the very truth of being mentally ill so they get a strange autism out of nowhere.
Man put your small penis back inside your poor pocket are you having the bedran disease?! - Bedran Psychological Disorder
by 1Unknown User3 July 5, 2022
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A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.
I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.
by QuacksO November 10, 2020
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The thug disorder

The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.
Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*
by thughunter August 3, 2022
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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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