David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

by Kolber February 8, 2005

David Gilmour

One of the best guitarists of all time. Has one of the most unique guitar tones ever and a better voice than Roger Waters. He wrote the albums Wish You Were Here and Animals. Likes drugs.

Roger Waters is a skidmark on the underpants of David Gilmour.

by rockinhb June 30, 2007

David Suzuki

The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.

Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!

by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009

david Beckham

A useless person who has out lived his england career.

david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*

by K_chan June 25, 2006

David Blowie

the act of receiving oral pleasure while listening to ziggy stardust

after watching labyrinth, i scored a david blowie

by Lilkidlover April 8, 2011

david blaine

David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.

That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!

by aishtamid September 5, 2006

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004