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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024
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Dimebag Darrell

The greatest heavy metal guitarist and a very sexy man. It's a shame he's unalived
Girl 1: "Ever imagined getting banged by Dimebag Darrell?"

Girl 2: "Nigga WHATDIDHESAYYYY???"
by among us sussy balls lmao March 28, 2024
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Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.
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A Darcy

A man who actively lives the lifestyle of a cuckold and gimp, yet has absolutely no clue what those terms mean. Fully participates in the kink, but describes everything in the most innocent, roundabout way possible. Thinks a safe word is just a "silly inside joke" and calls his ball gag his "sleepy-time pacifier."

Big fan of motel rooms.

Favourite cuck chair is the executive with a hand cream dispenser.
A Darcy - "Yeah, he lets his missus peg him while her boyfriend watches — total Darcy. He just calls it ‘Thursday Night Ritual.’"
by The Big F_ May 8, 2025
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The Dairy Farm

When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.
Would you like to come join us at The Dairy Farm after work.
by Sparks&Sprockets July 15, 2025
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