surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.

Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"

surfer dan by danieliscool January 18, 2012

grundle dan 

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes

I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan

grundle dan by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017

Jesus Dan 

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave

Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan

Jesus Dan by liltoast October 28, 2019

Hard Drive Dan 

When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.

Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan

Hard Drive Dan by narjett September 1, 2011

Jo-Dan 

Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.

Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!

Jo-Dan by Jordan Piercy November 4, 2007

Old Dan Tucker 

A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.

"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"

"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."

Old Dan Tucker by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

Dozy Dan 

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum

Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"

Dozy Dan by SJS214 May 10, 2014