Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021

Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Dalla

Dalla is an urdu origin word, which means Whoremaster/ a cunt who produces whores. He then Fucks the whores until all he can jizz is dust. Then the whores team up and slap the dong around until it fall off.

Jake the pussy paul is a dalla

by Cre4tor February 2, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When you get her to pack a lip before sucking you off

Dude she gave me a sloppy dallas, had my dick lookin like a turd

by Where are my fingers March 18, 2021

Dallas buyers club

The film tells the story of Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey), an AIDS patient diagnosed in the mid 1980s when HIV/AIDS treatments were under-researched, while the disease was not understood and highly stigmatized

He looks like he's a member of the Dallas Buyers Club.

by BLKQUEN73 April 17, 2021

Dallas cowboy

When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.

After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!

by Jackchan0823 April 23, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021