Garga Cum

When you are having sex and you're about to bust but you tell your partner to wait a second and play the Luxnbrg Gargamel song - busting just as they say "Gargamel" in the song.

-Damn, can't wait to Garga Cum on my partner later tonight!

by Random Garga April 5, 2023

cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.

Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.

by Gioninox October 7, 2023

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

cum in panties

When you or you lover cums in your underwear

I was walking down the street with cum in panties.

by Bellyboyloveswank220 March 15, 2020

Vocal cum

When you let everything you want to say all out at once

When caitlin is very annoyed she has vocal cum

by Bigmankarl69 May 15, 2020

Heart cum

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

by Silly_poots August 4, 2020