A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.
Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
by swisher taper January 1, 2012
 Get the a Jewish Crushmug.
Get the a Jewish Crushmug. The person who someone who doesn't like anyone, kinda likes.
EG. Kate doesn't really have a crush on anyone, but if she had to like someone, she would like Jason - Jason is her Halfy Crush.
EG. Kate doesn't really have a crush on anyone, but if she had to like someone, she would like Jason - Jason is her Halfy Crush.
by halfycrushed April 13, 2009
 Get the Halfy Crushmug.
Get the Halfy Crushmug. by Ace Parker June 15, 2016
 Get the crushing the cookiemug.
Get the crushing the cookiemug. Something about his spirit makes him my third man crush so far this week. I'm glad I just like dudes, otherwise I'd want to fuck everything I see if I liked both sexes.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
 Get the Man crushmug.
Get the Man crushmug. crushed ice is ice that has been crushed into many many pieces , crushing things ends up being like so and should be remembered and crushing thing is important as the word cRUSHED is very important especially when it is in the present tense.
by JonathenRodriguez December 5, 2019
 Get the crushed icemug.
Get the crushed icemug. 1) State of being so hung up on your former boyfriend/girlfriend that you cannot imagine dating someone else.
2) The opposite of 'rebound.'
2) The opposite of 'rebound.'
by Nocturna of the Fey February 22, 2011
 Get the Crush-boundmug.
Get the Crush-boundmug. A move used in sumo wrestling in which an opponent tried to unbalance their opponent, similiar to a bear hug.
by Niel Groud April 26, 2005
 Get the sumo crushmug.
Get the sumo crushmug.