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Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.
Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!
by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016
mugGet the Crab clenchmug.

Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured
*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!
by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011
mugGet the Mind Crabsmug.

crab

Definition A: a delicious seafood
Definition B: a fuck ass nigga that I best not catch in my hood again
commonly an insult to crips coming from us bloods
"Ayo crab get the fuck off my block for' you catch a shot nigga."
by BearGang May 12, 2017
mugGet the crabmug.

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
mugGet the crib crabmug.

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010
mugGet the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.mug.

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs
by wodiespodie May 18, 2016
mugGet the herpes-crabsmug.

coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE
i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city
by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022
mugGet the coconut crabmug.

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