Columbine any %

A speed-run that involves an in real life manhunt for a victim where the time stops when the victim is dead

After performing the Columbine Any % I bet the time could be lowered to a sub 5hr paced run.

by Dentor January 5, 2021

columbus mason

Fuckin legend

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”

by sc000tt January 9, 2021

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Columption

Big humongo black balls from a dude named Ethan.F

Wow he defo got Columption down there

by ShiiiiiTyrone June 27, 2021

Columbus

When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.

Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"

by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021