chuck

low life son of a bicth drug-atic piece of shit that no one likes or want

"1:you see that guy "
2:what a chuck"

by koalapopi May 15, 2016

duck chuck

To stab one and throw him/her via the neck and legs.

GUY 1: Man dude I just got killed!

GUY 2: Naw dumane, you just got duck chucked!

by tacobellrules123 October 18, 2010

Chuck Taylors

Overpriced plastic and cloth shoes for people who are to young to appreciate a good pair of Timberlands.

Emo guy: Notice something? (points to his Chuck Taylors in an unsubtle way)

Me: Er, no?

by mkill October 21, 2008

Chubi

A person. Also goes by Monica, Momo, Monka, Mo, but mostly Chubi. She is a lovely individual with a good heart. She is full of laughter and love for life. She enjoys pooping mounds of shit that rise over water. She loves to get crunk in the club, and I make her puke. Shopping carts will never be looked at in the same matter. Chubi is amazing and is the love of my life.

"Holy shit Chubi! How did you flush that!?"

by Deschulter October 17, 2008

Chuchu

Chuchus are green, red, blue, yellow, purple, or golden jelly-like creatures found in The Legend of Zelda Series from Nintendo. Killing Chuchus will usually drop their jelly which can be used as potions. Games I have played that they are in are Wind Waker or Twilight Princess.

What I IMAGINE Chuchu Potions may give you...

Green: Magic/Nothing.

Red: All Life energy/8 hearts.

Blue: Life energy and magic/All Life Energy.
Yellow: Lantern Oil.

Purple: Random.

Golden: Grants all life energy AND gives strength boost until a while has passed or you take damage.

Black: Lose 1 heart.

by Link the Hylian Hero January 17, 2014

Chuck Norris

1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school

1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.

by Mike March 7, 2004

chuck norris

An expert in the martial arts, a true scholar, and a gentleman. He will one day be the American army... maybe Vin Diesel will be a teammate, but mostly just Chuck.

He doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets information.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy in the face... the sheriff was the luckier of the two.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

N. Chuck Norris is God.
V. Did you see the way Mark just Chuck Norrised his girlfriend in the vagina?

by Robthedudeofnyandthatsall April 15, 2006