When a chiropractor can’t contain its intrusive thoughts and touches its client in a sexual manner. Usually when the client is naked and vulnerable to a sneaky attack to the cheeks.
“My chiropractor was so weird, it’s like he couldn’t keep his hands to my back. He was chirogroping me!”
by Mikael Ledin March 3, 2025
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sohan: ever wonder what gas as person would be like?`
adi: wait doesnt that alredy exist?
sohan: yeah we know him or her idk
adi: the one and only CHIRANJIV!!!!!
adi: wait doesnt that alredy exist?
sohan: yeah we know him or her idk
adi: the one and only CHIRANJIV!!!!!
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Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Chicago Freestyle Bandit mug.A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
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Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
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by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
Get the Chicago Stir-Fry mug.When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.
David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
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