The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan January 3, 2009

electric chair

when the receiver sits on the givers dick, the giver (normally unknown to receiver) shocks receiver with a taser.

"Don't expect your girl to ever give it up again after she sits on the electric chair."

by ArmyOfJuggernauts February 21, 2009

electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.

When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...

by Thin Guy October 20, 2006

Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.

"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."

by Mandible May 19, 2005

Chara'd

To completely own/massacre someone. Such as Chara massacring Pacioretty.

After a hard hit in hockey, leaving the victim destroyed "Player just got Chara'd."

by KingOfCarrots March 26, 2011

3 char

248 owns all the 3chars. k thx.

by 248 March 29, 2003

chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!

"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004