Carl

An individual who has evolved into somewhat of an urban legend at the music festival Electric Forest in Rothbury, MI. All you hear all weekend is "Where's carl???" Originally based either on the artist who shows up at every show or on a kid who went missing the first day of the fest and didn't get reunited with his crew till the last day.

Day one, Person one: "WHERE'S CARL??!"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"

by Bobbfet September 25, 2013

Carl

Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?

Ew, do u see that carl dude. He's such a carl.

by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016

Carl

A piece of over confident shit that goes for younger girls

He is pulling a Carl

by Eatdatpussy69 April 18, 2018

Carl

Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.

Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."

by gatechfacts December 8, 2018

Carl

Big mole nigga witta lil Peter A.K.A chode. Also he gets no pussy cuz he's a fat lazy cunt with self-esteem issues and resorts to narcissism to help him him think he's all that.

Carl has no penis

by LongNipple Tip January 7, 2019

hurt carl

when you poop in a sock and hit someone with the soiled sock.

I got so annoyed by her that i hurt carled her ass to the wal-mart.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

Hot Carl

The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.

Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?

Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.

by HotCarler24 April 24, 2011