Liquid candycane

When a male is having sexual intercorse with a female during menstration and after ejaculation the two substances mix and result in a hot mess of semen and period blood

Niko got pissed after Jeremy turned on the lights and realized that he made a liquid candycane with Paula

by Naughty Neek December 10, 2015

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

thigh candy

Worn by southern men, shorts that are 3-5 inches above the knee. Usually shorts are in some sort of color.

Damn girl, did you see Mike's thigh candy today? That is hotttttt!!

by SouthernKate July 9, 2017

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017