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A boy named nicholas alan weiss
damn, nick is so cancer.
by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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cancer

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.
by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022
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Cancer

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.
by Default Mate December 13, 2018
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Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A
You have cancer
by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023
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Cancer

Other name for Jake Paul
Jake Paul is cancer!
by ZahraaMarvelFan August 8, 2017
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cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid
kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile
by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023
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