not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

camel balls

when a boy has vvv baggy balls. they look like a camels balls. the balls also have aids

ewwww he has camel balls

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019

Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.

I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch

by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.

"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"

by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022

Camel Toe

The word(s) Camel Toe refers to the shape that is formed on a woman's vagina when her pants are too tight.

L : "dude, Mrs. T has got an epic camel toe"
G : "You Goddamn pervert."

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Charley Camel

A Charley Horse but for your vagina

Aw shit, I got a Charley Camel

by Gonk143 August 2, 2024